If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that
will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.

Everything will go wrong at one time.
- That time is always when you least expect it.

If nothing can go wrong, something will.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Left to themselves, things always go from bad to worse.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

In any given calculation, the fault will never be placed if more than one person is involved.
- In any given discovery, the credit will never be properly placed if more than one person is involved.

Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
- It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.

After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.

Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.

Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.

The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.

Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.

Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.

The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is.

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.

If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you'll push it to that distance.

Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.

When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.

If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.

The probability that something can go wrong is directly proportional to the square of the amount of inconvenience it can cause you.

Someone else always seems to get the credit for your work.

The harder you work the more people there will be to claim credit except when it backfires.

You get all the credit for the dumb move.

If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention. This is especially likely if they:
A.) Don't want the attention of said person and/or
B.) Are already dating someone else

If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.

the following are Murphy's School Laws...
Laws of Applied Terror
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want
Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planaria.
Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.
At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester--and never attending.
Law of Final Exams:
Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semster will fail during the math final.
Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective.
In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
Law of Calculus: You never catch on until after the test. i dun eben think i manage to catch up wif wadeva stuff after e test leh.. boohoo
Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
Rule of the Term Paper: The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.
Law of Scholarly Research: The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
Corollary: The source for an unattributed quotation will appear in the most hostile review of you work.
Rules for Students:
The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
Library Axiom: The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
Law of Libraries: No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
Rules for Teachers:
When a student asks for a second time if you have read his book report, he did not read the book.
If attendance is mandatory, a sheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before. very true leh!!!omg!!! hahaha

If anything can go wrong, fix it!

Do it by the book...but be the author!

If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.

If you can't win, change the rules.
If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.

The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006


bz morn

sis woke up early to cook mee sua for dad while i stay in bed haha.. dad ask me send his car for servicing when i wake up since he gg away for a few days.. den wun waste time.. boo..
so at abt 9 i dragged myself out of e bed bathe eat breakfast den drove out to pick up sis cake.. den drove down to drop dad's car at e car centre.. i seriously dunno wad i m supposed to do n i think those ppl mus b giving me a look... so young got car kinda look.. but hey it's not my car!
den took cab home if not sis cake will melt under e scorching sun..
den cz sms to say she on e way to my hse le.. she coming my hse to study.. boo cook spag for her still hiam.. say she wanna eat laksa.. kns i dun open restaurant.. my hse ingredients a bit de limited.. ha so sis gg out later ask her help me buy laksa cup noodle for her..
sis ask me help her cook spag den she gg msia..
stupid cz keep asking me to drive her home cos she wanna study till late late... but haha too bad my dad asked me to send car for servicing.. n oso i really dun dare drive at night.. haha.. dis morn i drive oredi so scary liao.. dunno y so many cars!!! boo.. i jus guai guai kept to my lane.. haha..
daddy ignored my hint when i said haiz i dun dare drive la no car to practise! haha... den he went on to tok abt news headlines.. boo.. cos he was initially on e topic of sg motorshow de.. ha.. den he switched to some other stuff like dr m in hospital.. boo...


c sis cake.. nice? hahahaa... eh dunno y dat time i ate at manda's party i tot it was heavenlicious but dis time round other than e crispy layer i thot it was ok only.. haha.. but anyway e darn hotel service damn slow la.. boo... n i suspect got big shot staying in e hotel cos
1] i saw police at e entrance..
2] i saw mediacorp news van at e entrance haha.. so scary..

*nice song*

想到了第一次见到你
你有一种奇怪的魔力
我感觉到我自己偷偷想靠近你
想到了第二次见到你
感觉我并没那么高兴
因为我发现自己和你的距离
这是爱情还是你太美丽
让我做出不可思议的事情
我只知道我要看你开心
我什么都愿意 只要能够靠近你
我只好把我想说的话都放在心里
因为我只想要你开心
我知道我会辛苦也会难过
但我什么都愿意
不在乎狂风暴雨 不管你在哪里
我知道你和你的女孩有多么的甜蜜
所以我才静静守着你
每一次看他紧紧拉着你手
我眼泪不停地流
我只好默默退后什么都没说 静静忍着痛

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Friday, November 10, 2006


a song that has been on repeat since last night

dunno i jus like joey's singing... she's pretty n nice too.. n tall! mayb cos of her shoes ha..

很疲倦
在留与离开之间周旋
慌到没有知觉
你只想爱我几天几夜
我天真以为
能几年几月
掉进一个谎言
手不肯放
就会整个沦陷

很危险
怎么能爱得那么卑微
等着被你忽略
害怕得眼泪流一整夜
但你的安慰
却只给一点
应该怎么摆脱
爱情的包围
让我往后退

对你的热情
你的虚伪
再也不眷恋
我试着判断试着习惯
被爱的盲点
完全弃权
不让你分配快乐伤悲
放弃为你
再生别用等待来熬夜
放弃配合你
要个情节做个心虚的演员
爱你的泪
明天会不见
春天应该不远
爱上你对不对
不再奢望
哪天会又见

爱你时常蒙眼
眼看着你
出去游戏人间
只任自己
埋怨
后悔

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Thursday, November 09, 2006


everytime i m feeling stressed...

although i alwiz complain abt my idiot fishmonger fren ha..
yet everytime i m stressed or nid to whine to someone i will alwiz call her..
[eh pls vien yeo can u dun move further n move further anot?! tel bills v ex de leh..
she is m'sian mah so when we were in sec sch seldom call her or rather de la cos my dad will scold if i call idd.. den when she was in jc she stayed in hostel yay can call her n whine ha.. now in melb kns so far... ha]

This however causes her a
lot of unnecessary stress, which
usually leads to phone calls to me at
2am that always start with, “So HOW??”
Sometimes I wonder why we are such
good friends because we are really
different in so many ways.
...
...
...
She knows some of my deep
dark secrets and I know hers. Hehe.
We’ve been through the rockiest parts
of adolescence together. Over the
years we’ve watched friendships form
and friendships fall by the wayside
but miraculously we are still
together. I guess I’m stuck with her
for life now. =)

dis was wad vien wrote in my friendster... one of my fav testimonials haha...
now dat melb is 3 hours ahead hahaha poor vien alwiz hafta wake up in e middle of e night to ans my calls..
yar but yest was crap la.. she jus luffed non-stop abt something dat i dun think is dat farnie la! ha but it reminded me of my ny days when vien wld luff non-stop n her laughter is contagious.. until now i m still v much influenced by her n wld luff non-stop at times... hahaha...
anyway ya wanna thank her for listening to me whine n offering stupid advice at times hahaha.. n alwiz questioning how come i can tahan doing econs n alwiz emphasising she is not cut out for e corporate world ha...

Keep smilin'
Keep shinin'

Knowin' you can always count on me
for sure
that's what friends are for

In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

**on a totally irrelevant note.. today is my irritating sis' birthday! hahaha eee old liao.. y irritating?! cos yest told her i not free go buy her nike bag for her.. i gif her money can?! n she refused... refused to accept my money [cos i think her bf getting her e bag or some other frens] so we were having pillow fight.. diaozz.. n yar so we c who can hold out longer ha.. in e end she stole my entire wallet so dat i wun sai money into her stuff toy hahaha.. diaozz..
den she came back n said she want a bday cake so dat we haf things to eat during e wkn when daddy is not ard... so i asked taitai if she gg to order e infamous choco durian cake.. she has been trying to call e darn shop n nobody pick up lor.. its 2 weeks liao.. boo... got money dowan earn..
anyway yar so jus now i jus called up a hotel to place an order for their crunchy choco cake.. but somehow i got a feeling dat guy din catch wad i said?! grrr... if he gif me e wrong cake on sat he's gg to get it from me.. din eben ask wad's my name leh n ask for my tel no.? i offered to gif him my name de lor.. but i din leave my number behind.. booo...
so sat i will chop chop drive out collect e cake n go back home to study.. yay more pics of e cake on sat!

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006


it wasnt dat bad afterall...

ha e whole of yest n e day b4 was thinking of excuses for turning down his lunch/dinner appt ha.. luffed at some of e *very good* ideas winnie n gh tot of.. i think gh din think of any good ones other than asking me to tell him i m actually a les.. kns.. i m not la.. dowan.. yucks...
i felt bad he kept asking n i kept saying no.. its weird har.. we only said our hi-byes in sch.. only tokked slightly more on msn n ya ok went out b4..
yar so today dragged myself out of bed n went down.. kept smsing me to remind me since yest.. yar ok i noe i dua-ed him a few times ha.. but i was really bz n tired e past few weeks mah..
okie when we met he said he gg to bring me to a restaurant to eat.. when i probed further he jus smiled n became v secretive?! hmmm.. den asked him where isit he said he agar agar noe where isit.. diaoz?! still dowan ask me for help.. boo den we walked walked for abt 5-10 min he said cant find?! den yar he called his frens/restaurant to ask for directions.. i dunno which cos it was in his native lang i dunno wad he tokking abt la..
den we walked back from e direction we came from n he said he think he noe e way liao.. we walked walked walked.. den he finally told me we gg dis korean restaurant.. ha n asked if i cld take spicy food.. i said ok but i dunno wad their level of spiciness.. haha scully like ma-la steamboat dat kind i will faint.. ha..
but he still cant find! i told him if we walked further down down down.. there is dis stretch wid lotsa korean restaurants isit there?
yar but anyway he chose dis restaurant anyway n we can finally sit down n eat... oh ya.. e restaurant got qt a number of koreans leh.. den i felt as thou i in korea liao lor.. oh no not my territory liao leh *winks to winnie haha* e table nxt to us i haf no idea where dey from.. cos thru-out e dinner dey spoke jap/eng/chinese/malay... wah!!
he asked wad i wanna eat.. diao e menu was in korean.. eh got english oso la.. hahah.. but yar told him to decide cos i dunno wad to order oso.. e table nxt to us ordered e wrapping-meat-wif-lettuce thingy which i alwiz saw on tv haha.. qt cute..
den ya told him i dun eat a lot de.. he dun order too much later i crawl out hahaha..
yar so he ordered dis steamboat thingy.. i oso dunno la its a pot of a lot of ingredients wif a stove.. its those steamboat kind of stove, those portable kind.. its some octopus dunno wad.. haha.. n another one is spicy bbq pork.. not v spicy oso la..
n e auntie served us a lot of side dishes.. got 5.. got potato, radish, spinach n kimchi n dis preseved vege.. at first e auntie put it down den she asked "korean" den she looked at me.. "orh hua ren.." den she said chinese dun eat cos its too sour.. den she looked at him n "orh korean" den she put it down again..
i tried e vege later on n no leh its not sour leh.. i tot it taste better than e preserved radish..
e soup was qt spicy n really got a lot of liao4.. got noodles inside oso.. n clams n vege n tofu..
i was v v v v full after e meal n i ate really slow... ha cos octupus difficult to chew u noe.. boohoo..
basically e meal was qt ok.. n ar he really like not stressed at all la?! still gg out to work from tml-mon diaoz.. he was saying during sem-time got study can liao wad.. huh he can rmb ar?! i cant lor.. boo.. ok mayb i m stupid..
n oh yar i think e meal is v ex.. lydat is 50 bucks liao leh.. cos of e steamboat its $30 n e pork is $12.. den got stupid service charge.. he was saying korea no service charge haha n he was questioning wad service did dey provide?! ha.. but ya he paid la.. since he kept saying he wanna treat me.. wadeva i no energy to fight..

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006


i really hate this feeling....

got 2 things i wanna complain...
1] sometimes i cant help but feel daddy is super superstitious.. today he jus add on to one more *cant-dos* to our list.. there are oredi a lot of cannot do dis cannot do dat in our hse liao.. den dis is e most ridiculous one i haf ever heard... dad promised things wld b much better if we really moved back to our house.. i lazy move hse la.. he say he every 10 yrs will move hse de.. we haf stayed here long enuf le.. 11 yrs liao.. time to move back to our old hse.. i think i will die from all e cleaning n mopping n vacuuming.. e hse so big kns.. prev got my dear maid to help me leh now dun haf... let's hope it wun b anytime soon.. boo
2] i haf a feeling of being used once again.. its e time of e yr when everyone franctically borrows everyone's tut n stuff.. missing tut n miss lect.. esp if e lecturer stressed dat tut r v impt for exams.. i dun mind if u borrow one or 2 tut or a few at most.. or for math tut cos our lazy prof doesnt go thru every single qn.. u can borrow my tut if i happened to noe how to do.. or like yy i really saw how stressed he was dat day.. yar so its ok.. at least i noe u r worried n tried to listen during tut.. n our lazy prof handwriting is really illegible lor.. boo..
but u alwiz sit there n dunno do wad during tut n now u wanna borrow my entire sem's tut.. i seriously dunno wad to say la.. ppl who noe me v well noe dat i dun really like ppl to photocopy my lect/tut.. copy is ok.. but dun zap.. dunno leh.. i jus feel u shld put in effort to copy at least n not take e ez way out by zapping.. in my case, whenever i borrow tut from my partner-in-crime.. i will alwiz copy by hand.. even when i haf no time.. and i haf to resort to photocopy i make sure i copy them nicely onto my tut n destroy e photocopied ones.. ha..
ok i shld go sleep early.. tml got hw111 pres!!!!! argh!!! its tml!!! oh no... booo... i m dying... i m so dead.. like what i told gh n taitai.. if u dun c me in sch tml.. den i mus b dead.. forgot to add on i dun like roses.. bring lilies or sunflowers thankew... =)

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Saturday, November 04, 2006


let's make e world a better place...

boo realised everyone ard me like super duper grumpy of late... heh mus b all e stress levels rising to a high har..
including myself... ha i was actually arguing wif my dad jus now.. boo yar la gif instructions nv gif properly still blame me?!!
n he complained my luggage small.. grr den his china one whole day spoil i hao xin lend him mine leh.. nvm i think i shld ask him help me get a big one from china.. cos china's luggage really cheap.. he flying off nxt sat..
anyway yar grumpy grouchy wadeva.. but yar we shldnt really complain abt ppl.. we shldnt jus criticise every ah-mao ah-gou we come across everyday rite.. den our lives wld b too bz.. cos we, in other ppl's eyes, may not b perfect as well..
haizz u noe i got a feeling i put on weight lehhh!!! how how how?! cos dis few days v stress so i keep eating choco, keep drinking coke, vanilla coke.. etc when i hated gasy drinks previously.. boo...
but so weird i jus weighed.. same leh... haizz mayb dat y my face like getting bigger bigger..
anyway i hate taking lifts wif super-friendly n ji-go-pek neighbours.. yar me n sis alwiz dun like dis lao twee-go uncle who stays upstairs i think.. anyway yar jus now i went down to buy dinner mah den suay lor e lift lobby so many ppl dis other grp of neighbours filled entire lift thou i was e first to reach e lift lobby lo! hmph.. den i had to wait for e nxt lift wif e lao ji go pek boo.. den he was trying to make some small talk..
"go buy dinner ar"
"ya"
"holidays liao hor"
"no"
"orh but exams finish liao ma"
"no haben exams"
"u not studying sec sch meh?"
[y dis few days ppl keep saying i like sec sch kid ar?!!! grrr]
"no"
"kan bu chu leh... orh ngee ann ar"
[btw cos i stay near ngee 75% of neighbours will think we study ngee ann grrr]
"no"
"huh den u study wad"
"da xue"
"wah which uni? ngee ann ar?"
"nan da"
[y e irritating lift so long?!!! hmph]
"nan da cannot stay in sch meh?"
"can"
"orh yar hor wkn so nv stay sch.. come home.. so guai"
e lift door opened so i walked off.. ha..
i jus dao another neighbour ha..
oops i jus blogged abt another unimpt passerby of my life.. ha..
but yar i m bored..
wanted to do taiwan for my urban.. but really got nth to say leh! [thou shu shu did offer to help me research but i paiseh la.. its afterall my project la.. haizz but he not econs major de mah he wun noe wad i wanna noe]kns.. boo.. so i chose an ez way out.. die die mus finish by tml if not i m dead..

就在灰色地带 你和我
是要不到 又给不了的爱
爱 如果悄然无声
为何心会澎湃
当你眼神看过来
也许 爱是美丽意外 Oh---
能不能对我说 说个明白

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Friday, November 03, 2006


oops

ha i jus realised i a lot of days nv blog le..
was too bz wif all e ongoing tut presentations n tut stuff n meeting wif some good frens ha...
anyway let's c...
tue: got urban tut pres n i-trade tut presentation.. met in sch early to discuss hw111 presentation for nxt wk... den had 2nd meeting.. our i trade heh but in e end we din get to present.. so nxt tue i will haf 2 pres kns..
anyway ya.. den after tue's lessons went access lab to amend our report b4 handing in.. was too tired n wanna go home n sleep so din agree to a fren's dinner appt..
in e end i reached home waited for sis to buy dinner back n i slept after dinner n slept until e nxt morn hahaha...
i woke up at 12.40am thou but cos v hot so i went to switch on air con heez..
wed: felt a bit more refreshed cos i slept a lot but still feel tired leh weird.. ha...
cz smsed me to ask if wanna go sing or eat dinner cos she feeling down.. haizz but i mus b lazy dis entire wk or sth.. plus i got a lot of tut to do.. oredi dunno wad is my maths prof tokking abt liao.. boo.. last 2 tut mus jia u!!
so turned her down as well n guai guai go home do tut.. n vien called so we discussed a bit of itinerary yay.. so e melb part settled liao.. if dat stupid vien yeo can take leave.. if not i hafta roam ard for 1-2 days on my own.. haiz.. n we might b renting a car if i wanna go c e [12-n] apostles.. ha... heard its disappearing.. oh no...
oh yay speaking of aust i m pissed la.. cos yar right now i hafta fly off earlier n come back earlier.. its actually cos i hafta come back early dat y i m flying earlier.. cos e darn sq la.. n e darn hotline damn difficult to get thru.. boo..
okie wadeava... anyway now its settled.. air tix damn ex but heng i managed to settled on wed morn cos when i went back to chk on wed night e air tix price increased by $200.. whoa!! i bot it for $1.2++k leh.. $200 more is $1.5 lydat boo..
anyway ya.. flying there alone n flying back alone.. boo anyone wanna come n jie ji? hahha.. my flights are:
28nov 11.40pm reach melb 10.05am
10dec 5pm reach sg 9.35pm..
cos now dey enter e daylight savings zone so melb is 3 hours ahead of us.. boo...
so when i reached melb its only 7am in sg..*yawn*
n i din noe sq now so good.. can choose seats n meals at e pt of purchase.. yay so i choose aisle seats liao haha.. n i gu yi chose those rows wif 1 window seat taken.. cos i take aisle so wld mean dat e 3 ppl sitting near e window wld b strangers.. it wld b beter than i sitting nxt to 2 super nice frens rite.. den i wld feel so lonely hahaha..
yar choose meals den dey wun wake me up if i orh-orhing ba hahaha.. n jus leave it there nicely for me..
i not so excited over auzzie trip yet mayb cos vien is an idiot fishmonger fren haha.. nah la cos my exams coming up soon ba.. no time to worry abt auzzie trip.. more worried for exams haizz v v v stressed...
my exams end on 27th den 28th fly liao so scary.. haizz... hope i haf time to pack my luggage cos as u all noe i v ma fan one haha like lugg my whole hse everywhere haha..
den yest i met up wif ting n yl cos dey wanna go c my derma.. ha.. in e end we were e 2nd last grp of customers.. nxt time dun nid go chinatown liao cos dr tan moved me to vivo yay ha.. but nid to go hunt where's e darn clinic cos vivo so big la.. boo
de we stopped by dis nicey dessert place to eat haha.. eh den for e first time we shopped for e 4th clique member bday present tgt ha..
yay we bot a nicey necklace for eli n a nicey popup card for her.. haha so i will bring them over to aust for eli yay!!
oh ya speaking of aust.. told vien i wanna go fruit farm pluck strawberries leh or go wineyard ha.. den i suggested gg baabaa black sheep farm c meh-meh.. but was suddenly reminded of e traumatising experience in tw hahaha.. where me n cz was shocked n frightened beyond words.. no image liao hahaha...
but its ok vien not scared dogs n cats de.. so she can help me chase them away i hope?! haha...
okie right now in sch waiting for e nxt proj meeting to start.. haizz exams r less than 2 wks away n i m still doing pres n proj haizzz dun huh. yes i no study break/week dis sem.. damn shagged.. nxt wk still got tut... den i m staying home to bi men xiu lian haizz...

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